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My review

Way Out Of Here, but to where? And how?

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I had won fifty million dollars in the lottery.

I bought everything I wanted. I went everywhere I wanted.

But, something was missing.

One night, unable to sleep, I got out of bed , trying not to rouse the whole house.

I nodded off on the couch and woke up to someone calling my name.

“Nolan!”

No one is here but me. Am I hearing things? Dreaming?

I laughed as Adam described the actions the voice took to make him do as it said.

I was over the toilet, trying to pee, when my shirt moved.

The voice was coming from my navel. You heard me, my navel!

“My name is Gordon Delanolan and I live in your navel.”

As we talked, it told me it knew what I needed.

As I felt sorry for myself, the voice said, “Nolan, don’t go all pussy on me now………I’ll shove a tampon up your ass if you don’t stop it right now, you hear me.”

   5 STARS – Would Buy It For Them (lol)

I purposely put the big “navel” photo in to get your attention. Did it work? Did it make you laugh or gross you out?

I love the cover and the title is appropriate. The font is excellent, giving a foreshadow of things to come. This is a short story that grabbed me in its clutches and took me somewhere I wouldn’t have thought of going. All I could do is hang on for the ride.

The writing is excellent. The story is told with wit and humor.  What happens is pretty damn creepy and I couldn’t help but laugh out loud as I tried to picture the events as they unfolded.

Shades of Twilight zone, but more sophisticated and creepier.

A twist, another twist and a killer ending.

Books like these make me wonder where the ideas come from? What warped and twisted mind could create such a situation? LOL Ask Adam Light and his brother, Evan Light. And they have more for you to be creeped out by, so be sure to check out the author links below.

I picked up this book on a free day from Amazon. Thank you Adam Light.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

  Besides being the best father and husband I can be, my ultimate goal in life is writing horror fiction that will knock people’s socks off.

I began the journey into writing for the public in the fall of 2011, and I have not looked back since. I admit that I got a late start on it, as I am pushing 40 now, but I believe that an eleventh-hour commencement is preferable to none at all.

I have self-published five short stories to date. The most recent one entitled THE CONTINUANCE AGENCY is the first chapter in a planned series still in progress. This one is a departure for me, and comes as a refreshing turning point in my writing. I look forward to writing longer works, my long term goal being to write full length novels.

I have been humbled and emboldened by all the positive responses to my stories, and thus encouraged to continue my quest. Thanks to all who have read and reviewed my work, giving an unknown author such as myself a chance to unleash my madness upon you.

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