Shy Girls Can’t Date Billionaires Milly Rose Publication date: September 5th 2022 Genres: Comedy, Romance, Young Adult
I was born shy. And near him, I fall apart. No wonder he can’t stand the sight of me.
After a fire destroys our home, my family is taken in by a billionaire tycoon. His mansion has countless bedrooms, yet my room is next door to his son, Thomas Ashworth III. Yes, he’s as pompous as the name suggests. And, for some reason, he hates my guts.
Even though his arrogance drives me crazy, his chiselled features turn me into a stammering, awkward mess. I hate being stuck with someone I can’t stand. And when he does something unexpectedly kind, it confuses my heart.
When I bump into him in the middle of the night, I’d never guess it lead to us sharing secrets.
He’s impossible to get out of my head. But he wouldn’t consider dating someone like me. Would he?
Milly Rose is an animal-loving romance enthusiast with a swoon-inducing book formula. Shy girl + hot guy + first kisses. Her YA sweet romance books will have you falling in love every instalment. Milly Rose is the quintessential shy girl, who you can contact via her mailing list and reply to her monthly email blasts! Milly spends her days vying for her cat’s affection, dreaming up her next book boyfriend, and writing a fun meet-cute under candlelight with a lovely brewed cup of tea.
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Shell McMillan and her feline friends must unravel a mystery where everyone’s a suspect and no one’s to blame . . .
With the grand re-opening of her Urban
Tails Pet Shop just days away, Shell McMillan has her hands full
planning entertainment for the festive event, including a
fortune-telling parrot. But her jubilant mood is soon threatened by
ominous rumors of the return of Johnny Draco, a former investment guru
who swindled money from most of the residents of Fox Hollow and then
vanished without a trace. And when the parrot predicts a dire future for
Draco and his dead body is found just hours later, no one can say
they’re surprised—but no one will say who did it.
With virtually everyone in town a
suspect, the police turn their focus on a good friend of Shell’s who was
seen arguing with the victim shortly before his death. Determined to
clear her friend’s name, Shell begins investigating Draco’s past, his
former employer, and everyone who lost money to him. And when the trail
of clues suggests there may have been a completely different motive for
the murder, Shell suddenly realizes she’s uncovered a secret someone
would kill to keep hidden—and that if she’s not careful, the parrot may
be predicting she has no future at all . . .
About T.C. LoTempio
T. C. LoTempio
is the award-winning, nationally bestselling author of the Nick and
Nora Mysteries, the Urban Tails Pet Shop Mysteries, and the Cat Rescue
Mysteries. For more information, check out her and her cat Rocco’s blog
at www.catsbooksmorecats.blogspot.com and visit her website at www.tclotempio.net.
Title: I BURIED PAUL Author: Bruce Ferber Publisher: The Story Plant Pages: 304 Genre: Adult Literary Fiction
BOOK BLURB:
Jimmy Kozlowski has a regular gig playing Paul McCartney in the Beatles
tribute band, Help!. The band is part of a cottage industry built around
mimicry, where each group strives to be the ultimate Fake Fab Four. And none
strives harder than Help!, thanks to Gene Klein, its John Lennon and leader.
Gene’s just gotten his Medicare card and spends much of his time caring for his
ailing mother. But he hasn’t lost a step on guitar or vocals, and is determined
to take Help! to the top, his goal being to perform in Liverpool one day.
Though the notion of the UK clamoring for a group of Long Islanders with fake
British accents seems far-fetched, Gene has a plan.
Unlike his boss, Jimmy has limited bandwidth for high-quality
Beatle wigs or bespoke Nehru jackets. He works a straight job, entertains at a
nursing home, and yearns to connect with the daughter he’s never met. He also
wants a shot at recording and performing his own original compositions. No
matter the odds, Jimmy is determined to realize his creative dreams, even if it
means “burying Paul” in the process.
I Buried Paul is a love letter to the power of music, a humorous yet
moving exploration of the sacrifices its disciples are willing to make in
service to its magic.
“Funny, heartfelt, and unafraid…
A book for anyone who loves music or has ever tried to keep a dream
alive.” — Ben Loory, author of Tales of Falling and Flying
“First, the good news: Paul isn’t dead, and
this isn’t an autopsy. Rather it’s a funny, moving novel about trying to find
your way home from the Abbey Road of your teenage fantasy life, while simultaneously
escaping the shadows cast by your father, your older brother, many failed
relationships, and a world that doesn’t like to see people doing what they love
– such as making their own music. Reminiscent of Anne Tyler and Richard Russo
(if either could keep a steady bass beat), Bruce Ferber writes humorous fiction
for grown ups.” — Scott Bradfield, author of The History of Luminous
Motion
“In his touching and funny novel, Bruce
Ferber comes not to bury Paul McCartney but to celebrate his true believers,
the dreamers who carry the torch of their youthful rock dreams well into
pension age, and who refuse to sacrifice their passion despite high cholesterol
counts and the possibility of embarrassing themselves. I Buried Paul is a
tender paean to the music that changed us all, its revivifying and enduring
power.” — Marc Weingarten, author of The Gang that Wouldn’t Write
Straight: Wolfe, Thompson, Didion, Capote, and the New Journalism Revolution
“Funny, deep, and compulsive, I Buried Paul is a
tribute to family, lifelong friends, and the Beatles tunes that unite them.
Told with Ferber’s trademark wit, literary verve and big-heartedness, it’s a
veritable magical mystery tour of growing up and finding love and meaning in a
complex world.” — Michaela Carter, author of Leonora in the Morning Light
“Reading Bruce Ferber’s latest novel is like
being told a great tale from your favorite and funniest pal ― the one who
really seems to know stuff―the one you trust―the one who gets you when nobody
else does. Long live Paul.” — Jason Alexander
“Bruce Ferber’s prose is music to my ears. I
Buried Paul is very funny, and very insightful.” — John Densmore
“Bruce Ferber has captured lightning in a
bottle, chronicling a generation’s obsessive attachment to The Beatles. His
love for their music and legacy is evident on every page. And as the poets
said, ‘With a love like that you know it can’t be bad.’ (Yeah-yeah-yeah.)” —
Bob Spitz, New York Times bestselling author of The Beatles
Milestones are seldom what they’re cracked up to be, unless you’re
a charmed preppie who inherits the Hallmark gene. My first time kissing a girl
turned out to be a mercy stunt, engineered by some douchey linebacker on the
junior varsity. The most memorable thing about getting my driver’s license was
that I had no car, and my parents’ station wagon was never available. When I
put on the cap and gown for high school graduation, it felt like I was going to
a Halloween party, dressed as a fraud.
As I went on to achieve my own versions of milestones, none of
them would adhere to society’s definitions or timetable. Instead, they appeared
out of the blue like stealth jack-in-the-boxes. How was I to know that the
fourth kiss from my third girlfriend would be the portal to life-changing sex?
Or that on my first solo plane trip at eighteen, I’d be moved to First Class
and treated like a VIP, despite having accomplished nothing? Or that shortly
after the plane touched down, I would never again look at the world the same
way.
It’s not that I’m against the element of
surprise. I’m just convinced it would be a lot less stressful to be the
Hallmark guy.
About the Author
Bruce
Ferber built a long and successful career as a television comedy writer and
producer. A multiple Emmy and Golden Globe nominee, his credits include Bosom Buddies, Growing Pains, Sabrina, The Teenage Witch, Coach, and Home Improvement,
where he served as Executive Producer and showrunner. In addition to being
recognized by the Television Academy, Ferber’s work has received the People’s
Choice, Kid’s Choice, and Environmental Media Awards. He is the author of two
previous novels, Elevating Overman and Cascade Falls, along with the nonfiction book, The Way We Work. He lives in Los Angeles, CA with
his wife, large dog, and assorted musical instruments.
